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WELL FUNNY-Wrong Number...

Started by KrunZ|12, December 29, 2007, 02:53:29 PM

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Udurawana went to Colombo for official matter and called to his house over phone.
Servant had taken the receiver.
Udurawana: Who is speaking?
Servant :     Servant Sir.
Udurawana: Where is the Madam?
Servant:      She is sleeping with her husband in bedroom.
Udurawana: What? I am her husband came to Colombo today.
Servant:      What can I do now sir?
Udurawana: Open the cupboard, pick the Gun, shoot both of them, come back
                   and tell me, till then I am waiting in the line."

After some time ... there
come 2 shooting sounds ... after that ...
Servant:       Yes, I did Sir. But what can I do next Sir?
Udurawana: Open the back door, throw both of them into the swimming pool
Servant:      There is no swimming pool in our house Sir
Udurawana: What...? No swimming pool?
Servant:      Yes Sir
Udurawana: Sorry, wrong number !!!!!!!!
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