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            1 picture of me working out with arrows through my mom in back ground

1 Comic of me peeing on a house plant

25 cents "to go crazy with"

12 sexual letters (from people i might do it with)

14 sexual letter (i would go to jail for doing it with)

36 sexual letters (of gay variety)

2 letter saying I fathered a child with them

1 very convincing letter that i had fathered a child with them

1 letter saying she will eat my hair if it smells nice (Hi Joy)

7 valentines (molly will soon bath in blood)

1 mission with supplies (from england)
       key
       negatives (of puppets in a grassy area)
       wires head set
       onion and goat testicles in jar
       head mic and receiver
       money (4 cents)
       olympic key chain from china games 2008

1 roll mind trainer toilet paper

14 cards with little notes...just for me...

239 business cards

1 box of shit

1 porn my mom threw out before i could see it...

1 coupon for a subway in the UK

3 bandages from different people for my "paper cut"

2 moist disposable Towelettes

1 red fork

1 empty floss case

1 rubber glove

1 trident gum pack

83 plastic ties from the grocery store

1 rubber glove

1 baby nipple (for bottle)

1 green candy cane

1 sugar free mint chocolate chip

7 Magic the gathering playing cards

1 condom (for man in mask)

1 promotional dvd for some company

1 cipro-cystits pack paper clip

1 package of kleenex

2 Bilar candies from Sweden

7 gay porn dvds

0 straight porn dvds

47 post cards from all over the world

1 pic of this dudes balls (which i now keep in my wallet)

1 Shiney plastic sheet (thanks its awesome)

16 invitations to a sexual intercourse

1 whore house card

1 shity pen ( i broke it before i could use it)

1 pencil made from recycled paper

1 elephant folded in paper

1 cat toy

$4 worth of coins from new zealand (that was the farthest thing it come to me)

$21.13 cash money (but i have to buy gum with some of it and send it to Ryan)

1 retro-stalker letter (really well made you have a future in it)

1 best buy gift card (unknown value)

1 card from a pea cock

1 green ribbon with white dots

1 stick of gum (might send this to Ryan)

1 Reese's candy wrapper

3 fuzzy fish stickers

1 piece of duct tape with hi danny written on it

1 letter written on stick notes

2 interactive male memberships (will pass these on next X-mas)

3 letters with sexy lips on them (I kissed them back)

1 shitty picture of the back of a sheep

1 drawing of MR. Hanks the X mas poo or infinity man not sure

3 letters to Danny's  mom

1 f-'d up penny

1 Troy Ackmen Wheat box thing

1 Starwars sticker of a character i don't know

1 nudy playing card

1 z printer 450  driver

1 Scobby sticker

1 hard rock cafe button

1 cat ball

1 Bacardi magnate

1 winner free ultimate breakfast sandwich (for Jack in Box)

1 original snack mix recipe

3 plastic yellow ties (i lost two of them already)

37 envelopes to put hair in and mail off...

Thank you all for your thoughtful and retarded things...Some of you
are sweet, and some of you are funny...but your all crazy; and
sometimes thats the best thing to be...
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