The Aging Explorer

[Joker]

The Aging Explorer


A young reporter went to a retirement home to interview an aged but legendary explorer. The reporter asked the old man to tell him the most frightening experience he had ever had.
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The old explorer said, "Once I was hunting Bengal tigers in the jungles of India. I was on a narrow path and my faithful native gun bearer was behind me. Suddenly the largest tiger I have ever seen leaped onto the path in front of us. I turned to get my weapon only to find the native had fled. The tiger lept toward me with a mighty ROARRRR! I soiled myself."
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The reporter said, "Under those circumstances anyone would have done the same."
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The old explorer said, "No, not then -- just now when I went ''''ROARRRR!''''"



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