The Living Statues
Two statues stood in a city park: one female and the other male. These statues faced each other for many years.
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Early one morning, an angel appeared before the statues and said, "Since the two of you have been exemplary statues and have brought enjoyment to many people, I am giving you your greatest wish. I hereby give you the gift of life. You have 30 minutes to do whatever you desire."
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And with that command, the statues came to life. The two statues smiled at each other, ran toward some nearby woods and dove behind a couple of bushes. The angel smiled to himself as he listened to the two statues giggling, bushes rustling, and twigs snapping.
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After fifteen minutes, the two statues emerged from the bushes, satisfied and smiling.
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Puzzled, the angel looked at his watch and asked the statues, "You still have fifteen minutes. Would you like to continue?"
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The male statue looked at the female and asked, "Do you want to do it again?"
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Smiling, the female statue said, "Sure. But this time YOU hold the pigeon down and I'll crap on its head!"
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