Tiff With Riley

[Joker]

Tiff With Riley


''''My God! What happened to you?'''' the bartender asked Kelly as he hobbled in on a crutch, one arm in a cast.
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''''I got in a tiff with Riley.''''
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''''Riley? He''s just a wee fellow,'''' the barkeep said, surprised. ''''He must have had something in his hand.''''
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''''That he did,'''' Kelly said. ''''A shovel it was.''''
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''''Dear Lord. Didn''t you have anything in your hand?''''
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''''Aye, that I did -- Mrs. Riley''s left boob.'''' Kelly said. ''''And a beautiful thing it was, but not much use in a fight.''''


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