New Improved Lawnmowers

[Ryan]

New Improved Lawnmowers


One day a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw a guy eating grass He told the driver to stop. He got out and asked him, "Why are you eating grass".
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The man replied, "I'm so poor, I can''t afford a thing to eat."
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So the layer said, "Poor guy, come back to my house."
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The guys then said, "But I have a wife and three kids." The lawyer told him to bring them along.
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When they were all in the car, the poor man said, "Thanks for taking us back to your house, it is so kind of you."
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The layer said, "You''re going to love it there, the grass is a foot tall."


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