A man with a pegleg, hook hand and...

[Ryan]

A man with a pegleg, hook hand and...


A man with a pegleg, hook hand and an eyepatch went to apply to be a pirate.
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Interviewer: How did you get that pegleg?
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Pirate: Arrr. I got me leg shot off during the first world war.
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Interviewer: How did you get that hook?
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Pirate: I got me hand cut off by a big knife.
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Interviewer: What about your eyepatch?
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Pirate: It was a rainy afternoon and I looked up into the sky and a bird crapped in me eye.
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Interviewer: And that put your eye out?
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Pirate: No, it was the day after I got me hook.


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