The Bottom Line

[Ryan]

The Bottom Line


A cowboy rides his horse up to a saloon.
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All the patrons gawked as the cowboy kissed his horse on the butt before coming in and asking for a drink.
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The bartender serves him and asks, "Mind if I ask why'd ya kiss your horse on the butt?"
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The cowboy says, "It's 'cause I got chapped lips."
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The bartender asks, "Does manure help them heal?"
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Cowboy replies, "No, but it keeps me from licking them."


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