Irish Pub Sausage

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Irish Pub Sausage


Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money. Between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro.

<p>Murphy said 'Hang on, I have an idea.'

<p>He went next door to the butcher's shop and came out with one large sausage.

<p>Shamus said 'Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money left at all!'
<p>Murphy replied, 'Don't worry - just follow me.'

<p>He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints of Guinness and two glasses of Jamieson Whisky.

<p>Shamus said 'Now you've lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven't got any money!!'

<p>Murphy replied, with a smile. 'Don't ! worry, I have a plan, Cheers!'

<p>They downed their drinks. Murphy said, 'OK, I'll stick the sausage through my zipper and you go on your knees and put it in your mouth.'

<p>The barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out.

<p>They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more drunk, all for free.

<p>At the tenth pub Shamus said 'Murphy - I don't think I can do any more of this. I'm drunk and me knees are killin' me!'

<p>Murphy said, 'How do you think I feel? I lost the sausage in the third pub




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