Babe-raham Lincoln

[Ryan]

Babe-raham Lincoln


An older man wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phony beard sat down at a bar and ordered a drink. As the bartender set it down, he asked, "Going to a party?"
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"Yeah, a costume party," the man answered, "I'm supposed
to come dressed as my love life."
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"But you look like Abe Lincoln." protested the barkeep.
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"That's right. My last four scores were seven years ago."




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