Little Johnny... Nickels and Dimes

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Little Johnny... Nickels and Dimes



Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for being stupid. Their favorite joke is to offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a dime -- Little Johnny always takes the nickel.<BR><BR>One day, after Johnny takes the nickel, a neighbor man takes him aside and says, "Johnny, those boys are making fun of you. Don't you know that a dime is worth more than a nickel, even though the nickel's bigger?"<BR><BR>Johnny grins and says, "Well, if I took the dime, they'd stop doing it, and so far I've made $20!"



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