When You're Angry

[ben2ong2]

Not the brightest crayon in the box now are we?

Do I look like a people person??

This isn't an office, it's Satan's place with bad lighting.

I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.

YOU!! Off my planet!

Did the aliens forget to remove the probe?

And your crybaby whiny opinion would be..?

How many times do I have to flush before you go away?

Aw, did I step on your poor little bitty ego?

How do I set laser printer to stun?

When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.

Earth is full..GO HOME!

I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert!