True lies a women will love

[charleychacko]

Right, we know it's important to be honest in a relationship. But sometimes, to save the relationship, you must lie through your nose, head, whereever! Don't be afraid to utter white lies. They save you time, effort and more often than not have their own pros!

Am I better?
Instinctively competitive, women always want to know how they measure up especially in comparison to you hot ex. It's even worse if you're still friends with your ex. Tell her she fares better on every account.


Do you love me?
Women love mapping the relationship. She wants to feel as if she's accomplished more than all those babes you dated before her. Even if you're not really ready to say those three scary words, atleast tell her she owns your heart. That way you comfortably dodge the question. It'll also give her the comfort of knowing that even if she leaves you, you'd be miserable without her!




What's on your mind?
One moment of silence and a women wants to know exactly what it is you're thinking about! Say "You"! Always. And you're all sorted out. Mumble something you're not sure of and boy, are you in deep trouble? Any women even without uniform will interrogate you till the end of time.

So you think she's hot?
It's your Saturday night date at that happening bar, when you check out this really stunning babe. And now you're in trouble because you were caught looking. If your girl asks your opinion on the chick, your answer should be, "not my style, she looks way too easy."

Do I look fat?
"Do these jeans make me look fat?" Just the words you were dreading, especially when you're already an hour late or your beet-with-the-buddies session. Even if you're temped to point out these love handles, nothing will sound better than a white "No". get it?