"Medical Terms"

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A girl walked up to the information desk in a hospital and asked to see the 'Upturn'.

"I think you mean the 'Intern', don't you?" asked the nurse on duty.

"Yes," said the girl. "I want to have a 'contamination'."

"You mean 'examination'," the nurse corrected her.

"Well I might have to go to the 'fraternity ward', anyway."

"I'm sure you mean the maternity ward."

To which the girl replied, "Upturn, Intern, contamination, examination, fraternity, maternity, what's the difference? All I know is I haven't demonstrated in two months and I think I'm stagnant."