Colorado Jokes

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Dumb Colorado Laws
# Car dealers may not show cars on a Sunday.
# It is illegal for liquor stores to sell food or grocery stores to sell any alcohol except beer that is at most 3.2% alcohol.
# No liquor may be sold on Sundays or election days. (Repealed)
# It is illegal to ride a horse while under the influence.
# Tags may be ripped off of pillows and mattresses.
Colorado Springs
# It is permissable to wear a holstered six-gun within city limits, except on Sunday, Election Day, or holidays.
Crippe Creek
# It is illegal to bring your horse or pack mule above the ground floor of any building.
Denver
# The dog catcher must notify dogs of impounding by posting, for three consecutive days, a notice on a tree in the city park and along a public road running through said park.
# It is unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next-door neighbor.
# It is illegal to mistreat rats in Denver, Colorado.
# You may not drive a black car on Sundays.
Durango
# It is illegal to go in public dressed in clothes "unbecoming" on one's sex.
Logan County
# It is illegal for a man to kiss a woman while she is asleep.
Pueblo
# It is illegal to let a dandelion grow within the city limits.
Sterling
# Cats may not run loose without having been fit with a taillight.