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Started by ben2ong2, October 21, 2006, 02:30:24 PM

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October 21, 2006, 02:30:24 PM
Q: How does a German eat mussels

A: *KNOCK* *KNOCK* *KNOCK* ... AUFMACHEN !!!
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October 21, 2006, 02:31:01 PM
Q: What's the difference between a German and a shopping trolley?

A: A shopping trolley has a mind of its own.
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October 21, 2006, 02:32:31 PM
Why are there so many tree lined streets and leafy lanes in France?

Germans like to march in the shade.
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October 21, 2006, 02:33:04 PM
After much discussion as to where the capital of the new Germany should be -- Bonn or Berlin -- a compromise was struck: Paris.
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October 21, 2006, 02:33:33 PM
Belgium's national motto:

Belgium: Gateway to France!
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October 21, 2006, 02:35:10 PM
Q: How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?

A: They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving.
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October 21, 2006, 02:36:19 PM
Q: What is the difference between the Dresden bombing and Germany's best comedian?

A: Only the first one can make you smile.
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