Yeah baby, Toilet Paper Guy is on a roll!

[chris]

Yeah baby, Toilet Paper Guy is on a roll!
      

“Oh cripes, Charlene, it’s him again! We call him Toilet Paper Guy. Don’t let him see us! He comes to this bar every Friday, wearing that outfit made of toilet tissue and paper towels. That’s what I’m looking for, a man that can’t afford fabric!
“His pickup lines are the worst! He calls himself the ‘quicker [...]
         

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