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Keeping Up with the Smiths brad pitt & anglina jolie

Started by vinod, July 22, 2006, 09:04:55 PM

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"By the time that child learns to walk, she'll be on to somebody new."
--A very close colleague and chum of current Brad Pitt squeeze, Angelina Jolie, regarding the latter's expected duration with the father of her new child, Shiloh

Jeez, I swear. Ran a silly little item the other day about how Jacqueline Bisset (who had a small part that was later cut in Mr. and Mrs. Smith) stood up for Jolie, saying she and B.P. did nothing untoward during filming. You would've thought I'd run a blurb from Dubya saying Laura doesn't dye her hair.

Hello, future GQ award recipient! It looks like Tom Cruise is about to play a game of croquet with Duchess Fergie, but actually, he's (what else?) promoting M:I:III overseas. I kinda hate to say it, but it looks like Tokyo is treating Mr. C. very well. Perhaps being away from stinky diaper duty--not baby Suri, mind you!--seems to agree with him, doncha think? This is one snappy outfit. The whole multiple hues of blue thing is working for Tom-babe, and I'm also diggin' the aviator shades. Last, but certainly not least, his just-so locks look great. Must be all the vitamins!
Readers were outraged. Smith sources were appalled. Aniston campers were apoplectic with disbelief that I had printed such nonsense. Of course Bisset's going to defend Jolie, everybody bitched to moi, she's the gal's godmother!

Which, of course, is true. I swear, ever since I cut off my highlights, I've been acting blonder and blonder, how is that? Regardless, kinda glad I did not mention the obvious connection, as it got me the following blabbings from those who--unbelievably--are in Camp Jolie:

"She's the most charismatic woman I know," relayed a Jolie confidante who has marched alongside A.J. much longer than has Brad Pitt. "She gets what she wants. Always. But when she's done with you, she's done."

"[Bisset]'s just trying to speak up for Jolie," replied the Jolie juicer, when I asked why Jacqueline seemed so hell-bent on having us all believe Brad and Angie were, indeed, virginal throughout the making of their shoot-'em-up pic. "Because nobody else will."

Really? Certainly, many folks are currently superbusy singing Saint Angelina's praises for all her charitable efforts, but yeah, come to think of it, don't hear too often how exquisitely mannered Ms. J. was during filming. As far as Jen's hubby at the time was concerned.

Wonder why. Good luck, there, Mr. P.!