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Homsi Jokes
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- Q: Do u know how to make a Homsi busy for a week??
A: Give him a paper and write on its both sides read on the other side :-)

- Q: Why does a Homsi take his medicine before the time he
is supposed to take it?
A: Because he wants to surprise the Bacteria

- 2 homsis :

homsi 1: min fadlak biddi chouf el moudir
homsi 2: mich hon
homsi 1: ayyeh se3a byirja3?
homsi 2: tawwil belak tarou7 iss2alo!

-fi marra haifa wehbe sa2aleto lal homsi iza benem ma3a??
homsi: la2 ma badde,ba3ednee iyem min el nom

-War broke out between Homs and Hama (the third and fourth alrgest cities in Syria). The people of Homs decided to hit Hama with a rocket. They went to the largest mosque in the city and stuffed its minaret with explosives, launching it in front of a large crowd. The explosion killed the entire crowd except for one man. The survivor looked around and said jubilantly: "If launching the missle killed so many people here, then the entire city of Hama must have been destroyed.

-A Homsi went to Lebanon to go shopping. He went to a store and said, "Do you have 'Beirut-boo'?". The clerk replied "Sorry, I've never heard of it". So he went into a second store and asked, "Do you have 'Beirut-boo'?". The clerk again replied "Sorry, I've never heard of it." The Homsi said "What do you mean u don't have 'Beirut-boo'. How do you wash your hair? In Syria we have 'Chem-boo'!!!"

-WARNING: There is a new Syrian Homsi Internet Virus Circulating. If you receive an
email that says the following, you may be at risk:
DEAR RECEIVER,
You have just received a SYRIAN virus. Since we are not so technologically advanced
in SYRIA, this is a MANUAL virus. Please delete all the files on your hard disk yourself
and send this mail to everyone you know.
Thank you very much for helping me.

-homsi 1: min fadlak biddi chouf el moudir
homsi 2: mich hon
homsi 1: ayyeh se3a byirja3?
homsi 2: tawwil belak tarou7 iss2alo!

homsi 2: s2allo w reji3...

homsi1 waiting: sa2alto, Moooooooo
homsi2: na3m r7it la isa2alo Ma la2itto
himsi1: eieh wein ra7
homsi 2: tawwil belak tarou7 iss2alo!

homsi 2: s2allo w reji3...

le2aa homsi1 7atit elfariid bitemo
homsi2: Ma tr3ibbni...
homsi1: Ma twakhzini...

Owetti ken 3m bitssama3 3alihoon Awassoon tninitoon...

- There were 2 homsi's in an elevator , and the elevator
got stuck, so the one said to the other lets call together , so the other one starts to call ' together , together '

- A teacher asked a Homsi: can you tell me 5 animals that
live in water?? so he responded: 2 fishes and 3 sharks

- A Homsi ordered a pizza then the clerk said do you want me to cut it into 6 or 12 pieces then the Homsi said 6 I could never eat 12.

- Homsi: "Excuse me sir, what time is it?" MAN: "It's 3:15." Homsi:
(puzzled look on his face) "You know it's the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer."

-A defense minister was coming to visit Syria once and the Syrian defense Minister was telling the honor guard soldier to fire 21 shots once the guest appears from the plane, a Homsi soldier asked him, "Sir what if I hit him from the first shot shall we continue shooting".


1)mara wehde hadeto la sahbea l homse bobagha..wchefeto ba3ed yawmen w aletlo habibi kif lboubagaha... allah walla hayete metlo metel lfarouj

2)sa2alo wahad homse ..chou ra2yak bel zawej lmoubker..aloun aya se3a ye3neh

3)wahad mestachri2 rah 3ala homos reji3 mestaghrib

4)fi wahad allo la sahbo.chefet mberih maratak rekbe ma3 wahad gharib bel siyara wmeser3a ktir..allo lhomsi..mich mechkle bta3ref tsou2 mnih

5)fi wahad chef ltene 3al chat lbaher .. alou chou akh haye2tak mensejim allo la2 ana men homos

6)kif betkhale lhomse ye2ra 3la toul?
bteketbe 3al mayeltein mnil wara2 : okloub lwaraka

7)fi homse meche bel cheri3 chef fetoura em rah dafa3a

8)fi homse awala mara byekoul 3elke em halaf yemin eno ma binem abel ma ykhalesa

9)fi homsi sghir sa2al emmo.. mama bas yekbaro ref2ate ma3 min bade el3ab

10)100 homse 3am yedhane bus..whada la2it fercheye w 99 3am yedefcho lbus

11)fi homse fet 3al saydaliye w3ayno msakra wma3o altico.. alo leik dakhlak fi ahla men hal atra

12)fi homse fet 3al saydaliye w3ayno msakra wma3o altico.. alo leik dakhlak fi ahla men hal atra

13)kif binabich lhomse 3al arnab?
bi alid sot ljazra


Q: HOW DO YOU KEEP A HOMSI BUSY ALL DAY??
A: Put him in a round room and tell him to sit in the corner.

Q: How do you make a homsi laugh on Saturday?
A: Tell him a joke on Wednesday.

Q: Why did the homsi stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?
A: Because it said 'concentrate'.

Q: How do you keep a homsi busy?
A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.

Q: Why can't homsis make ice cubes?
A: They always forget the recipe.

Q: How did the homsi try to kill the bird?
A: He threw it off a cliff.

Q: Why did 18 homsis go to a movie?
A: Because below 18 was not allowed !!!

Q: What do you call a homsi in an institution of higher learning?
A: A visitor.

Q: Why did the homsi take his typewriter to the doctor ??
A: He thought it was pregnant because it missed a period.

Q: A homsi ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it
in six or twelve pieces.
A: "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
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homsi #1: "Have you ever read Shakespeare?"
homsi #2: "No, who wrote it?"
What about the homsi wife who gave birth to twins?
Her husband is out looking for the other man.
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homsi: "Excuse me sir, what time is it?"
MAN: "It's 3:15."
homsi: (puzzled look on his face) "You know, it's the wierdest
thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get
a different answer."
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A homsi was driving down the highway to Disneyland when he saw a
sign that said "DISNEYLAND LEFT". After thinking for a minute,
he said to himself "oh well !" and turned around and drove home.

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kif el 3alam 3erfo enno souriya killed hariri?

2al tole3 bashar abel b rebe3 se3a men ma ymout 2alloun ne7na mnestankir hal 3amal el shani3 li adda la mawt el hariri

2al kamen ra7o el 7amasne 3azzo abel b yawmen:D
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Kan fee wahdee Homseyee wa ima. Ijoo a America, bus ma andoon mahal ye namoo. Shafoo beit waa dukoo al bab. Ija al zulamee al bab waa al "Hello, can I help you". Aloo, "Can we stay here tonight (in broken English). The man replied "Sorry, we don't have any room". Al Homseyee aleet ima, "keef areef yanee nihna rum?"
(rum = Orthodox in Arabic)
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A Homsi went to Lebanon to go shopping. He went to a store and said, "Do you have 'Beirut-boo'?". The clerk replied "Sorry, I've never heard of it". So he went into a second store and asked, "Do you have 'Beirut-boo'?". The clerk again replied "Sorry, I've never heard of it." The Homsi said "What do you mean don't 'Beirut-boo'. How do you wash your hair? In Syria we have 'Chem-boo'!!!"
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