You cant fool no Leb mama

[riky]

You cant fool no Leb mama

Madame Khoury comes to have dinner at her son Zouzou, who lives with a girl roomate, Salma ... During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty the roommate was, and started to wonder if there was more between Zouzou and his roommate.

Reading his mom's thoughts, Zouzou volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Salma and I are just roommates."

About a week later, Salma came to Zouzou saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver sugar bowl. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
"Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure."
So he sat down and wrote:

Dear Mother,
I'm not saying that you 'did' take the sugar bowl from my house, I'm not saying that you 'did not' take it. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner. Love, Zouzou

Several days later, zouzou received an email from his mother which read:

Dear Son,

I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Salma, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by now.

Love, Mom



Which leads to prouve: YOU SIMPLY CANNOT FOOL A LEBANESE MOM

[tamid]

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