Reasons why lebanese cant be terrorists

[riky]

10 Reasons Why

LEBANESE

Can't be Terrorists

 

 

 8:45am is too early for us to be up

 We are always late, we would have missed all 4 flights

 Pretty people on the plane would distract us

 We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves

 We would never use our cell phones to make actual calls

 We would only 'miss-cll' each other 

 We would all want to fly the plane

 We talk with our hands, we would have put our weapons down  

 We would have told everyone a week before doing it

 

We would have put

the Lebanese flag

on the windshield

 

True.. True...

               

[tamid]

i really like this one

[basshurtz]

funny