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Crap! No toilet paper!

Started by CoolbeanoS, May 13, 2006, 06:21:57 PM

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 Crap! No toilet paper!
Ã,« on: September 15, 2005, 02:31:54 PM Ã,»
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Say you're having dinner at your bosses house. Your wife is there, and your boss is married and has two children. You're in the living room talking over a cup of coffee after dinner, and you realize you need to take a shit. You try and hold it in until you get home, but it's terribly urgent. You ask to use the bathroom, and you have a really bad shit. It's all half liquidy and shit, and you start wiping your ass with the toilet paper and you realize that after a couple of wipes, there's no more toilet paper left. You frantically, while still on the seat, look through the cupboards for another roll, but find none. You start to think, and as you do another gurgle of shit comes out, making your butt crack as messy as ever.

Do you:
A: Yell through the door, and politely as possible ask for toilet paper.
B: Pull up your pants anyway, even thouhg your boxers will be splattered and you'll be very uncomfortable for the rest of the night.
C: You use your hand, and hope there's enough soap.
or D: Use your boss' wife's hair towel to wipe your ass.

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