The Shiny-Walled Box Thingie
An Amish boy and his father were visiting a nearby mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny silver walls that moved apart and back together again by themselves.
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The lad asked, "What is this, father?"
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The father, having never seen an elevator, responded, "I have no idea what it is."
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While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an old lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched as small circles lit up above the walls.
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The walls opened up again and a beautiful twenty-four-year-old woman stepped out.
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The father looked at his son anxiously and said, "Go get your mother."
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