Under the Influence
A guy walks into a bar, sits down and has a drink. Suddenly, a man hollers at him, ''I screwed your mom last night!'' Disturbed, the man tries to ignore him.
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Again, he hears, ''Your mom was good in bed last night!'' Again, he tries to ignore it.
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The man is just about to speak again but the guy stops him and says, ''Dad, go home, you're drunk!''
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