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Title: New Family for the Parrot
Post by: Joker on December 13, 2008, 07:02:26 AM
New Family for the Parrot



A housewife buys a parrot to keep her company during the day.<BR><BR>The clerk warns that the parrot was donated by a brothel, where he may have picked up some colorful language.<BR><BR>The housewife doesn't mind and brings the parrot home. When she uncovers the cage, the parrot says, "Brawkk! New Madam. Hello Madam."<BR><BR>When her three daughters come home from school, the parrot says, "Brawkk! New Girls. Hello Girls."<BR><BR>Finally, her husband, Phil, comes home from work, just in time for dinner.<BR><BR>When he walks past the parrot, the parrot says, "Brawkk! Hi Phil!"



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