The President's Puzzle
Dick Cheney walks into the Oval Office and sees The President whooping and hollering.
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"What's the matter, Mr. President?" The Vice President inquired.
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"Nothing at all, boss. I just done finished a jigsaw puzzle in record time!" The President beamed.
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"How long did it take you?"
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"Well, the box said '3 to 5 Years' but I did it in a month!"
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