Essential Desert Objects
A judge was punishing three men because they had committed a crime. Their sentence
was a few years in the desert. He said that they could each take one thing with them.
The first guy decides to
take an umbrella, so that he can have shade whenever he wants.
The second guy decides to
take a water bottle so that he won't get thirsty.
Finally, the third guy
decides to take a car door.
The judge asked, "Why
in the world would you want to take a car door?" The man replies, "Just in case it
gets hot, I can roll down the window."
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