Mental Institution Pop Quiz
Jon and Dan are in a mental institution which has an annual contest that picks two of the best patients and gives them two questions. If they answer correctly, they are released.<BR><BR>Jon is called into the doctor's office first. The doctor says, "Jon, what would happen if I poked out one of your eyes?"<BR><BR>Jon says, "I'd be half blind."<BR><BR>"That's correct. What would happen if I poked out both your eyes?"<BR><BR>"I'd be completely blind." The doctor tells him that he is free to go. On Jon's way out he tells Dan the questions and answers.<BR><BR>The doctor asks Dan, "What would happen if I cut off one of your ears?"<BR><BR>Dan says, "I'd be half blind."<BR><BR>The doctor, slightly puzzled, continues, "What would happen if I cut off both your ears?"<BR><BR>"I'd be completely blind."<BR><BR>"Dan, how can you explain that you'd be blind?" asks the doctor.<BR><BR>"Well," replies Dan, "my hat would fall over my eyes."
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