Little Johnny... Finding Jesus
A Sunday school teacher is concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus, so he asks his class, "Where is Jesus today?"<BR><BR>Steven raises his hand and says, "He's in Heaven."<BR><BR>Mary answers, "He's in my heart."<BR><BR>Little Johnny waves his hand furiously and blurts out, "He's in our bathroom!"<BR><BR>The surprised teacher asks Little Johnny how he knows this.<BR><BR>"Well," Little Johnny says, "every morning, my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door and yells 'Jesus Christ, are you still in there?!'"
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