Zip, Dick and Pea
There were three boys in a classroom: one named Zip, one named Dick, and one named Pea. Their teacher leaves the room for a moment, so Zip gets on top of the cupboard, Dick goes inside the cupboard, and Pee jumps around outside.<BR><BR>The teacher returns and yells, "Zip down, Dick out, and Pea in the corner!"
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