Walks Into a Bar... Cheese Sandwich
A man walks into a bar with a cheese sandwich under his arm. "A pint of Guinness for me and the cheese sandwich," he says to the barman.<BR><BR>"I'm sorry, sir," replies the barman, "we don't serve food in here."
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