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The General boards => Jokes Gallery => Topic started by: charleychacko on September 26, 2006, 02:33:31 PM

Title: INVESTMENT ALERT!
Post by: charleychacko on September 26, 2006, 02:33:31 PM
Pfizer Corp (NYSE PFE) is making the announcement today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola Bottling Group (NYSE PBG) as a power beverage, suitable for use as-is, or a mixer, under the name "Mount and Do."

Pepsi's proposed ad campaign suggests:
"It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one."