C.E.O. D.U.M.B
One day a secretary is leaving on her lunch break, and she notices her boss standing in front of a shredder with a clueless look on his face. The secretary walks up to him and asks if he needs help.
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"Yes!" he says looking and sounding relieved, "This is very important."
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Glad to help, she turns the shredder on and inserts the paper. Then her boss says, "Thanks, I only need one copy."
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