When Can I Get That Haircut?
A shady-looking guy sticks his head into a barbershop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?"<BR><BR>The barber looks around the shop and says, "About two hours." The guy smiles and leaves.<BR><BR>The barber looks over at a friend in the shop and says, "Hey, Bill, follow that guy and see where he goes." In a little while, Bill comes back into the shop.<BR><BR>"Bill, where did he go when he left here?"<BR><BR>"To your house."
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