Deadly Golf Trap
Jim and Bob are golfing. Jim slices his ball deep into a wooded ravine and climbs down in search of it.<BR><BR>Jim spots something shiny. As he gets closer, he realizes that the shiny object is an 8-iron in the hands of a skeleton lying near an old golf ball.<BR><BR>Jim calls out to Bob in an agitated voice, "Hey Bob, I got trouble down here."<BR><BR>Bob calls out, "What's the matter Jim?"<BR><BR>Jim shouts back, "Throw me my 7-iron. You can't get out of here with an 8-iron."
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