Devil in the Church
One Sunday morning, Satan appeared before a small town congregation. Everyone started screaming and running for the front church door, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away.<BR><BR>Soon, everyone was gone, except for an elderly gentleman who sat calmly. Satan walked up to the man and said, "Don't you know who I am?"<BR><BR>The man replied, "Yep, sure do."<BR><BR>Satan asked, "Aren't you going to run?"<BR><BR>"Nope, sure ain't," said the man.<BR><BR>Perturbed, Satan asked, "Why aren't you afraid of me?"<BR><BR>The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for over 48 years."
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