Glenn Wool: Uncle Sam
You know who Uncle Sam is, he's that goat-faced dude who dresses like Apollo Creed. He's always pointing at you. He wants you. Is that really the imagery we should be listening to? An uncle who looks like he's about to touch you? 'Uncle Sam wants you to keep a secret.'
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