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The General boards => Jokes Gallery => Topic started by: ben2ong2 on October 09, 2006, 03:38:12 PM

Title: Dog Property Rules
Post by: ben2ong2 on October 09, 2006, 03:38:12 PM
1. If I like it, it's mine.

2. If its in my mouth, it's mine.

3. If I can take it from you, it's mine.

4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.

5. If I'm chewing something up, all the pieces are mine.

6. If its mine, it must never appear to be yours anyway.

7. If it just looks like mine, it's mine.

8. If I saw it first, it's mine.

9. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.

10. If its broken, it's yours.