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The General boards => Jokes Gallery => Topic started by: ben2ong2 on October 12, 2006, 04:22:42 PM

Title: Brave Cat
Post by: ben2ong2 on October 12, 2006, 04:22:42 PM
The newly-married husband came home from the office to find his young wife in floods of tears. "Darling, whatever is the matter?" he asked.

"Sweetheart," she sobbed, "the most terrible thing has happened! I cooked my very first Beef Bourguignon for you, and I got it out of the oven to season it, and the phone rang. When I came back from answering the phone," she sobbed again. "I found that the cat had eaten it!"

"Don't worry, darling," said her husband. "Don't cry. We can get a new cat tomorrow."