Dumb Arkansas Laws
# The Arkansas River can rise no higher than to the Main Street bridge in Little Rock.
# Arkansas must be pronounced "Arkansaw"
# A law provides that school teachers who bob their hair will not get a raise.
# A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.
# Alligators may not be kept in bathtubs.
# A voter is only allowed five minutes to mark his ballot.
Fayetteville
# It is illegal to kill "any living creature".
# Little Rock
# Dogs may not bark after 6 PM.
# Flirtation between men and women on the streets of Little Rock may result in a 30-day jail term.
# It is unlawful to walk one's cow down Main Street after 1:00 PM on Sunday.
# No person shall sound the horn on a vechicle at any place where cold drinks or sandwiches are served after 9:00 P.M. -Little Rock City Code Sec. 18-54