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Title: Reasons why lebanese cant be terrorists
Post by: riky on November 04, 2007, 11:09:27 AM
10 Reasons Why
LEBANESE
Can't be Terrorists
 
 
 8:45am is too early for us to be up
 We are always late, we would have missed all 4 flights
 Pretty people on the plane would distract us
 We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves
 We would never use our cell phones to make actual calls
 We would only 'miss-cll' each other 
 We would all want to fly the plane
 We talk with our hands, we would have put our weapons down  
 We would have told everyone a week before doing it
 
We would have put
the Lebanese flag
on the windshield
 
True.. True...

               
Title: Re: Reasons why lebanese cant be terrorists
Post by: tamid on May 27, 2008, 05:24:56 PM
i really like this one :D :D
Title: Re: Reasons why lebanese cant be terrorists
Post by: basshurtz on July 27, 2008, 08:27:17 PM
funny