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Title: Crap! No toilet paper!
Post by: gator_peanut on May 13, 2006, 06:21:57 PM
 Crap! No toilet paper!
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Say you're having dinner at your bosses house. Your wife is there, and your boss is married and has two children. You're in the living room talking over a cup of coffee after dinner, and you realize you need to take a shit. You try and hold it in until you get home, but it's terribly urgent. You ask to use the bathroom, and you have a really bad shit. It's all half liquidy and shit, and you start wiping your ass with the toilet paper and you realize that after a couple of wipes, there's no more toilet paper left. You frantically, while still on the seat, look through the cupboards for another roll, but find none. You start to think, and as you do another gurgle of shit comes out, making your butt crack as messy as ever.

Do you:
A: Yell through the door, and politely as possible ask for toilet paper.
B: Pull up your pants anyway, even thouhg your boxers will be splattered and you'll be very uncomfortable for the rest of the night.
C: You use your hand, and hope there's enough soap.
or D: Use your boss' wife's hair towel to wipe your ass.
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Post by: turner on May 18, 2006, 11:12:35 PM
i think ill choose d :)
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Post by: nasser_el_dine10 on June 22, 2006, 09:54:33 AM
i think a
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Post by: randytc2005 on June 22, 2006, 09:56:07 AM
D
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Post by: deltablack_eivind on June 22, 2006, 09:56:28 AM
D
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Post by: issabmakki on June 22, 2006, 09:56:54 AM
C
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Post by: greenmask1 on June 22, 2006, 09:57:36 AM
D :)
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Post by: nuclear_frenzy on June 22, 2006, 09:58:18 AM
B
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Post by: Sexy Stephanie on June 22, 2006, 10:00:09 AM
c
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Post by: leela_n_kez on June 22, 2006, 10:00:55 AM
d
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Post by: thomasribu on June 22, 2006, 10:01:54 AM
A
Thats the best
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Post by: ahmad_da_man on June 22, 2006, 10:03:21 AM
c
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Post by: szmustafa on June 22, 2006, 10:04:15 AM
d
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Post by: gdm678 on June 22, 2006, 10:08:49 AM
i guess d
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Post by: hoogeryer8 on June 22, 2006, 10:09:16 AM
b
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Post by: bassoumic on June 22, 2006, 10:09:57 AM
d
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Post by: redsky78 on June 22, 2006, 10:10:04 AM
a
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Post by: theoneandonly_257 on June 22, 2006, 10:10:36 AM
b
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Post by: blackfox50 on June 22, 2006, 10:10:47 AM
d is the best
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Post by: noman_raja2001 on June 22, 2006, 10:11:13 AM
b
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Post by: guss_ssug on June 22, 2006, 10:15:58 AM
i think its d
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Post by: Steaua Maniac For EVER on June 30, 2006, 09:14:46 PM
a
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Post by: Steaua Maniac For EVER on June 30, 2006, 09:15:08 PM
b :D
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Post by: Steaua Maniac For EVER on June 30, 2006, 09:15:37 PM
C :D:D::D:D:D
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Post by: Steaua Maniac For EVER on June 30, 2006, 09:16:29 PM
D it`s perfect i think :D
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Post by: asd on July 01, 2006, 06:01:20 AM
 d

3min3m 20 votes !!!
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Post by: Ryan on July 01, 2006, 10:01:05 AM
please 1 vote / ip
3min3m choose that vote do u want to kepp cuz am removing the others
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