lets fill up thousands of short jokes as replies to this topic
i receaved a big chunck of emails from a friend i am going to reply as much as i can from them here also u can add urs to make the longest joke thread
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.
The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The husband
was stunned for a while but then smiled "It really works ! "
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Q. What is pink and fluffy?
A. Pink fluff!
Q. Where do snowmen dance?
A. At the snowball!
Q. Shall I tell you the joke about the high wall?
A. I'd better not, you'd never get over it!
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Two senior couples are walking along, wives in front, husbands in back. Herb says to Sam, "Gee, we went to a new restaurant last night and had the best meal ever. Good prices too."
Sam says, "Well, we like to eat out too. What was the name of the restaurant?"
Herb says, "You'll going to have to help me out here a little. What's the name of that pretty flower smells sweet, grows on a thorny bush?"
Sam says, "How about rose?"
"Yes, yes, that's it!" cries Herb, then calls ahead to his wife.
"Rose. Hey, Rose. What was the name of the restaurant we ate at last night?"
i receaved a big chunck of emails from a friend i am going to reply as much as i can from them here also u can add urs to make the longest joke thread
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.
The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The husband
was stunned for a while but then smiled "It really works ! "
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Q. What is pink and fluffy?
A. Pink fluff!
Q. Where do snowmen dance?
A. At the snowball!
Q. Shall I tell you the joke about the high wall?
A. I'd better not, you'd never get over it!
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Two senior couples are walking along, wives in front, husbands in back. Herb says to Sam, "Gee, we went to a new restaurant last night and had the best meal ever. Good prices too."
Sam says, "Well, we like to eat out too. What was the name of the restaurant?"
Herb says, "You'll going to have to help me out here a little. What's the name of that pretty flower smells sweet, grows on a thorny bush?"
Sam says, "How about rose?"
"Yes, yes, that's it!" cries Herb, then calls ahead to his wife.
"Rose. Hey, Rose. What was the name of the restaurant we ate at last night?"
