The Floating Plastic Cup

[KrunZ|12]

My roommate Glenn used to talk to me as I was getting ready for bed. He’d be lying in bed just jabbering away, usually with his eyes closed. I turned off the bathroom light and in the dark of the room I saw his big plastic glow-in-the-dark cup filled with water glowing on his dresser.

I started sneaking across the floor as Glenn continued to talk. Every so often I would throw my voice back toward my bed. I picked up the cup from behind so Glenn couldn’t see my hand and started moving it slowly toward his bed. I started raising it up over him when he opened his eyes. He started going, “No, no, no,” as if seeing a ghost. I started tipping it over him when I began laughing. End of the joke, but good for many years of retelling.

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