Pinocchio and Splinters

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Pinocchio and Splinters


One day Pinocchio came to Gepetto with a problem.



"Every time I have sex with my girlfriend, she gets splinters. What can I do about this?"



"Have you tried sandpaper?" Pinocchio hadn't, so he went to try it.



"Pinnochio," said Gepetto a few weeks later. "How is the problem work out with your



"Girlfriend?" said Pinnochio. "Who needs a girlfriend when you have sandpaper?"


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