Fall-Down Drunk

[Joker]

Fall-Down Drunk


A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to leave a bar and fell flat on his face.
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"Maybe all I need is some fresh air," thought the man as he crawled outside.
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He tried to stand up again, but fell face first into the mud.
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"Screw it," he thought. "I'll just crawl home."
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The next morning, his wife found him on the doorstep asleep.
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"You went out drinking last night, didn't you?" she said.
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"Uh, yes," he said sheepishly. "How did you know?"
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"You left your wheelchair at the bar again."


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