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Brunette Meets Genie

Started by Joker, July 26, 2008, 06:43:03 AM

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Brunette Meets Genie


A brunette is walking through the country, when she finds a bottle. She rubs it and, you guessed it, a genie appears.
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The genie says, "You are allowed three wishes. But, I must warn you, anything you get, all the blondes in the world get twice as much."
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The woman says, "Okay. Give me a nice house."
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The genie replies, "You now have one nice house and all the blondes in the world have two."
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The the lady says, "Give me a gorgeous man."
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The genie replies, "You now have one gorgeous man, while all the blondes have two."
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The lady says, "For my last wish, Genie, see that stick over there? Beat me half to death with it."


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