Stayin' Alive

[Ryan]

Stayin' Alive


A cowboy told his grandson the secret to a long life.
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He said, "You gotta sprinkle a little gunpowder on your oatmeal, see. If you do, you'll live to a nice ripe old age."
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So the cowboy did this religiously every day, and sure enough, lived to the nice ripe old age of 96.
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When he died he left behind 4 children, 8 grandchildren, 15 great-grandchildren
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...and a 16 foot hole in the wall of the crematorium.


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