Little Nancy's Pet

[Ryan]

Little Nancy's Pet


Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the little girl was up to, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Nancy?"
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"My goldfish died," replied Nancy tearfully, without looking up, "and I've just buried him."
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The neighbor was concerned, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"
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Nancy patted down the last heap of earth and then replied, "That's because he's inside your stupid cat."



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