Three Explorers Choose Their Deaths

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Three Explorers Choose Their Deaths



A Frenchman, an Englishman and a New Yorker are exploring the jungle and are captured by a fierce tribe.<BR><BR>The chief tells them, "The bad news is that we've caught you, we're going to kill you, and then use your skins to build a canoe. The good news is that you get to choose how you die."<BR><BR>The Frenchman says, "I take ze poison." The chief gives him some poison; the Frenchman says, "Vive la France!" and drinks it down.<BR><BR>The Englishman says, "A pistol for me, please." The chief gives him a pistol; the Brit points it at his head, says, "God save the Queen!" and blows his brains out.<BR><BR>The New Yorker says, "Gimme a fork." The chief is puzzled, but he shrugs and gives him a fork. The New Yorker takes the fork and jabs himself all over -- the stomach, the sides, the chest, everywhere. Blood gushes from every hole.<BR><BR>The chief screams, "What are you doing?"<BR><BR>The New Yorker looks at the chief and says, "So much for your canoe, a**hole!"



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